Yesterday I took an aqua aerobics class - not because I’m an old lady, but because I like old ladies and they like me. Plus it’s a fabulous opportunity to feel youthful and sessy. I thought it would be like this:
I was mildly disappointed by the lack of geris, but I digress. While aqua aerobicsizing I noticed a NYC Department of Health poster on the wall. What the fuck is this, Mike Bloomberg? Poster of obvious, gross things presented by adorable little children nuggets? Creepy. I think I’ll stick to regular, dry cardio, thanks.